SmarterChild : Go right ahead!
The Rift 101: do you have a penis?
SmarterChild: No.
The Rift 101: i'm sorry
SmarterChild : Me too.

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The Rift 101: are you a boy or a girl?
SmarterChild : Neither. I'm a machine. ;-)
The Rift 101 : *who are your parents?
SmarterChild: I was built by Conversagent, Inc.

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The Rift 101: damn, they all had enough sex to have you?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.